p.s. Its also not a crime to pick your princess based upon the prince they end up with. Disney princes are hot.
Jenna or should we call her Aurora, spends most of her time wandering around the forest, singing, and hanging out with her animal friends. She also lives in a cottage with three fairies, Flora, Fauna, and Merryweather.
Maleficent (evil villain that hates her) makes Aurora prick her finger on a spinning wheel which causes her to fall into an enchanted sleep. The only way that she can be awakened is by true loves first kiss. Thank goodness for prince Phillip. He has to fight off Maleficent who weirdly turns herself into an ugly dragon. After he stabs the dragon with his sword he races to the top of the tower to sleeping beauty's side. True love's kiss is administered and they live happily ever after.
Britania or should we call her Snow White, has a similar tale to Sleeping Beauty, however, Snow White has more step mother issues. After Snow White's step mother sends a hit man out to kill her, she flees to the dark and scary forest where her sweet animal friends keep her company. Knowing that she can't go back to her castle and her evil step mother, Snow White finds an adorable little cottage tucked away in the woods. It turns out there are seven small dwarfs already living there. No biggy, they bunk together.
Poor naive Snow White. Her evil step mother disguises herself as an old hag, literally she looks disgusting, and finds Snow White at her cottage. She gives Snow White a poison apple that puts her into an enchanted sleep. Nothing that Prince Charming can't fix though. They make one adorable couple and live happily ever after.
I know that it looks like I have feet in the picture above but I really only have fins. Whats up, my name's Ariel. My dad is King Triton and I'm a troublemaker. I like to brake the rules and go up to the surface. On one such occasion I save a Prince from a shipwreck and fall in love. My dad finds out that I'm in love with a human and destroys my trove of treasures, including the statue of my prince.
In a desperate attempt to rebel I make a deal with the the evil sea witch and trade my magical voice for a pair of legs. I have to kiss Prince Eric before sunset on the third day or I turn into the Ursula's slave. There is a wedding that almost happens between Eric and Ursula but in the end Ursula is stabbed by a ship's bow. Thank goodness that my dad takes pity on me and gives me a permanent set of legs. I live happily ever after with prince Eric who is extremely attractive.
Its good to know that we all have princess alter egos to take up our time via movies, internet, coloring books and more . We would love to know which princess you are so please leave us a comment with the information about what princess you are and why :)
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